Bleeding Brandi

Out and about with some friends one night we run into another group and long story short some people within these two groups had dated and so on. Now I met the girl lets say her name is Brandi and she was dating this guy who’s name isn’t really all that important. Just the fact that they were dating, everything is cool we all hang out all night and Brandi is basically hitting on me in front of her boy. I chalked this up to just another drunk girl trying to be a “Player” and brush it off. Well on her way to the restroom she gave her number and told me to call her sometime. Again another random drunk act (well so I thought).

I never called her but about a week later I get hit up on MySpace by her. So we end up talking and eventually text messaging. So far nothing more than just innocent flirting and some random drunk sex text.

Well finally I get the phone call. You know what phone call it is “Im out with some girlfriends come hang out im bored”. Now I could of said I was busy or maybe even reminded her that she has a boyfriend, but then again maybe there is another way for me to remind this bird where she exactly sits. So accept the invitation throw on some clothes and head to this hole in the wall bar.

Immediately Brandi starts touching me and hugging me, constantly buying me drinks and shots. I don’t even ask where her boyfriend is (yea I am a dick). Night wears on friends start to leave and its Brandi, her best friend and I. Brandi cant string together an intelligent word little own drive herself home. She asks if she can stay with me tonight (HMMM…) I agree.

We get in my truck and barely get out of the parking lot before she is giving me head all the way to my house. We head straight to the bedroom and after little effort we are both naked and well you get the picture from here. This lasts for around an hour or so then we fall asleep. I have to get up really early the next day so I set my alarm so I can drop her ass off early. Well I get up start tossing her shit to her telling her we have to go. She throws back the covers and you would of thought someone had been massacred in my bed.

Brandi had started her fucking period that night (I have 300 dollar fucking sheets) unable to contain myself I utter out the words “WHAT THE FUCK” she is extremely embarrassed and apologizes, doesn’t change the fact my sheets are FUCKED. Well not much I can do about it now I continue to be pissed off even as I write this fucking story.

So in ending this bloody cheating whores night, I have mixed feelings about this, I have proven yet again how shady and scandalous even “YOUR GIRLFRIEND” can be. And that you shouldn’t buy nice fucking sheets. I should send the dry cleaning bill to her boyfriend!!