Dirty Diana

Well this is an oldie but goodie... LOL I had been life guarding at the local pool and this girl who before you ask was above the age of 18 lets say her name was Diana. Started coming around a bit. At this point I am about 17 I think and just graduated.

Well ultimately one thing led to another and we started having sex lots of it, you know how kids are everything you’ve ever wanted to try that you had seen in a porno or thought would be cool. Well apparently I wasn’t the only one who thought she would be a great trial for some experiments I had in mind. She had a reputation of being WELL DIRTY. HAHA

So a few people aren’t too happy about the fact that we are treating Diana this way, mainly one of my friends’ girlfriends because he is banging this chick as well. This goes on for about 2 weeks until the final day I decide to end it with the dreaded ASS TO MOUTH.

Well use your imaginations I won’t go into details but it’s a pretty dirty maneuver. Well is what makes this story so funny is that after I had left her house my friend had shown up later that night and had sex with her as well. Undoubtedly kissed her which I refused to do.

Well being young and wanting to brag about me sexual exploit and how this had panned out I had mentioned it to a few people (BAD IDEA) it spread quickly and all hell broke loose for about a month between angry girlfriends and pissed off girls who take ass to mouth I had to lay low for awhile. Still to this day I laugh at that situation it taught me never to do a girl that dirty and tell her friends about it. haha