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  • 4 steps to permanent weight lo 4 steps to permanent weight loss - free ebooks library download

    • From: cheapgadgetsguide88
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      weightloss.jpgThe Author spent most of her childhood and young adult years struggling with her health. She battled severe allergies, asthma, spastic colon and irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) for as long as she could remember. She grew up sickly, weak and defeated. She was told not to over exert myself, take my medicines regularly and make the best of it.


      At times She wasn’t allowed to play outside, for fear of her allergies and asthma “getting stirred up”. Needless to say, sports were out of the question. During her high school and college years she was in and out of the emergency room with complications from a spastic colon, irritable bowel syndrome and poor diet.

       

      She married her high school sweetheart Barry (a musician) when she was 20 and the roller coaster began. They moved from their small town of Evansville, Indiana to Dallas, Texas. Three years later they moved to Los Angeles. Let us spare you the “Jerry Springer details” but all that life on the road took its toll.

      She had been the “skinny girl” all through High School, mainly because like a lot of teenagers – She just didn’t eat much.

      So of course when Barry and her got married she didn’t have a clue how to prepare food. She just did what a lot of young newlywed women do – She went to the grocery store and bought anything that looked good and was easy to cook!

      The married life has taken too much toll on her health and psychologically impaired her confidence. She became someone forgotten about the past, used to be skinny, now 50++ pounds!

      It wasn’t easy and she had to crawl before she could walk - BUT SHE DID IT! The girl who couldn’t even run in gym class or do a single pull-up was jogging daily and lifting weights. She couldn’t believe how her body was transforming before her eyes. She went from being the newly frumpy, sickly girl…to a fit, new improved version of her.

      The thing that amazed her the most was that her allergies even improved, anyone suffers from them knows how big of a statement that is! She took control of her health, which eventually helped her focus more on her marriage (now 15 years and stronger than ever), dive deeper in her faith, gain self-confidence and reach true happiness.

      And she can proudly say that shenever succumbed to any of those slick ads weightloss-diet products. Never once have she used a prescription or non-prescription diet pill!

      She went on to become a Nationally Certified Personal Trainer, Fitness Instructor and Lifestyle & Weight Management Consultant.

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  • Blogging For Cash – Free onlin Blogging For Cash – Free online income resources

    • From: cheapgadgetsguide88
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      If you want to make money through blogging, creating a popular blog is the key to success. If your blog receives very little traffic, you will not have much success monetizing it. No matter which method you use to make money from your blog, you will find the most success if you have a large readership. Because of this, making your blog popular and growing readership should be one of your primary concerns.

      my ebooks placeThere are many ways to make your blog more popular. The first thing you should consider is who your audience is and who you are writing for. You should always write about something that interests you, and that will interest others. You may think that your new kitten is the greatest thing since sliced bread, but there are probably not very many other people who want to read a blog about it. It is best to find a niche audience that is large enough to support a wide readership but not to vague.

      One of the great things about blogging is that you do not have to be a professional writer to have a popular blog. You do have to obey common grammatical rules and at least be able to put together coherent sentences, but you do not have to be a highly skilled writer.
      Blog readers are looking for interesting, relevant topics to read, not the next work of Shakespeare. Make sure what you write is interesting, edgy, or even controversial. Popular blogs are never boring and add value to reader’s lives either through information or entertainment. Make sure your blog adds something of value to your reader’s life otherwise you will not develop a large fan base.

      Making your blog popular is a lot like driving traffic to a website. You can use many of the same techniques to drive traffic to your blog. Finding places to link back to your blog is a good way to drive traffic. Social sites such as Myspace, Facebook, and You tube provide lots of opportunities for this. You can also use social book marking sites such as Reddit, StumbleUpon, and Digg to promote your blog. Blogging on a popular blog site such as Wordpress and Blogger are also good ways to make your blog more popular as these blogging sites help to bring in traffic for your blog.

      Source:  teach-me-how.com by Aaron Danker

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  • How to get free timeshare appr How to get free timeshare appraisal

    • From: cheapgadgetsguide88
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      If you are impatient to sell your timeshare, then you are not alone. Maybe it’s just the perfect time to sell your timeshare. Whatever the story, most people prefer a quick sale when it comes to selling their timeshares. With this goal in mind to sell timeshare fast, here are a few things that can help in making that sale.

      Ensure you advertise your timeshare at a realistic price:

      The majority of the time, the return on timeshares is poor, with a few exceptions. Most likely, your timeshare would only sell for about 30% to 50% of the price you paid for it. This could include looking at current and completed eBay auctions, asking your resort about recent sale prices and even checking real estate records of the area the resort is in. By setting your price at the right level, you will be sure to make a sale.

      Provide your potential buyers with prompt and accurate information. If you ‘accidentally’ give them wrong information e.g. about the annual maintenance fee or even the view from your unit, you are likely to lose your buyer as they’ll see you as someone who cannot be trusted.

      Do not pay up-front fees to companies claiming to be able to help:

      Some companies profess to be able to give you market analysis fees and make all sorts of promises to their clients, for a fee of course. Even if they claim it is refundable, it is unlikely that they will be in any hurry to return your money to you even if they do not hold up their end of the bargain.

      For a free timeshare appraisal click here, please visit this site for cash for your timeshare. Its has no obligation consultation, besides its free to evaluate.  Give it a try.

      Source: http://wehatetobepoor.com/sell-timeshare-fast-a-quick-way-to-sell-your-timeshare.html

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  • Going Green! Going Green!

    • From: derekshawnjohnson
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      what's up, peeps. okay it has been awhile. i've neglected poor communityokc site design and updates so i figure i will spend some quality time with it over the next couple weeks. i plan on doing some really cool updates soon.

      so i hope everyone loves the GREEN theme! i think it brings out the true oklahoma pretty well. especially when your driving on the interstate or something looking off the road into nothing but green fields. lol...

      anyway, enjoy..

      derek / communityokc team

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  • evil smiley on my chest evil smiley on my chest

    • From: chappell
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      Ok folks I have been neglecting my pc lately. I have a good excuse. Decided to be selfish and get the So-Called Mommy Make Over. You know, new boobs, tummy tuck, added a bit of fat to my ass. I know most chics don't want fat added to their ass but mine was a bit on the small side. Anyway, after a six hour surgery and overnite stay at the clinicI go home with this medicine ball attached to my body. I go back to the doctor a few days later to get it removed and there is an indection inbetween my beautiful new boobs. (Don't worry it will go away) Anyway, It is the shape of a smiley face. But, not just any smiley face it's an EVIL SMILEY FACE!! Looks like a demon or something. so my doctor is laughing his ass off, never ever seen anything like it. Takes pictures and everything. So, I go home get out of this chasity type body suit (that I have to wear for 30 damn days) to have a good look myself. It is so funny I have to take pictures. I am not one to show people my boobs but this is to strange not to share. So, I will post booby pics for all to see. Enjoy!!!
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  • Bleeding Brandi Bleeding Brandi

    • From: Mr_Right
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      Bleeding Brandi

      Out and about with some friends one night we run into another group and long story short some people within these two groups had dated and so on. Now I met the girl lets say her name is Brandi and she was dating this guy who’s name isn’t really all that important. Just the fact that they were dating, everything is cool we all hang out all night and Brandi is basically hitting on me in front of her boy. I chalked this up to just another drunk girl trying to be a “Player” and brush it off. Well on her way to the restroom she gave her number and told me to call her sometime. Again another random drunk act (well so I thought).

      I never called her but about a week later I get hit up on MySpace by her. So we end up talking and eventually text messaging. So far nothing more than just innocent flirting and some random drunk sex text.

      Well finally I get the phone call. You know what phone call it is “Im out with some girlfriends come hang out im bored”. Now I could of said I was busy or maybe even reminded her that she has a boyfriend, but then again maybe there is another way for me to remind this bird where she exactly sits. So accept the invitation throw on some clothes and head to this hole in the wall bar.

      Immediately Brandi starts touching me and hugging me, constantly buying me drinks and shots. I don’t even ask where her boyfriend is (yea I am a dick). Night wears on friends start to leave and its Brandi, her best friend and I. Brandi cant string together an intelligent word little own drive herself home. She asks if she can stay with me tonight (HMMM…) I agree.

      We get in my truck and barely get out of the parking lot before she is giving me head all the way to my house. We head straight to the bedroom and after little effort we are both naked and well you get the picture from here. This lasts for around an hour or so then we fall asleep. I have to get up really early the next day so I set my alarm so I can drop her ass off early. Well I get up start tossing her shit to her telling her we have to go. She throws back the covers and you would of thought someone had been massacred in my bed.

      Brandi had started her fucking period that night (I have 300 dollar fucking sheets) unable to contain myself I utter out the words “WHAT THE FUCK” she is extremely embarrassed and apologizes, doesn’t change the fact my sheets are FUCKED. Well not much I can do about it now I continue to be pissed off even as I write this fucking story.

      So in ending this bloody cheating whores night, I have mixed feelings about this, I have proven yet again how shady and scandalous even “YOUR GIRLFRIEND” can be. And that you shouldn’t buy nice fucking sheets. I should send the dry cleaning bill to her boyfriend!!
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  • Dirty Diana Dirty Diana

    • From: Mr_Right
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      Dirty Diana

      Well this is an oldie but goodie... LOL I had been life guarding at the local pool and this girl who before you ask was above the age of 18 lets say her name was Diana. Started coming around a bit. At this point I am about 17 I think and just graduated.

      Well ultimately one thing led to another and we started having sex lots of it, you know how kids are everything you’ve ever wanted to try that you had seen in a porno or thought would be cool. Well apparently I wasn’t the only one who thought she would be a great trial for some experiments I had in mind. She had a reputation of being WELL DIRTY. HAHA

      So a few people aren’t too happy about the fact that we are treating Diana this way, mainly one of my friends’ girlfriends because he is banging this chick as well. This goes on for about 2 weeks until the final day I decide to end it with the dreaded ASS TO MOUTH.

      Well use your imaginations I won’t go into details but it’s a pretty dirty maneuver. Well is what makes this story so funny is that after I had left her house my friend had shown up later that night and had sex with her as well. Undoubtedly kissed her which I refused to do.

      Well being young and wanting to brag about me sexual exploit and how this had panned out I had mentioned it to a few people (BAD IDEA) it spread quickly and all hell broke loose for about a month between angry girlfriends and pissed off girls who take ass to mouth I had to lay low for awhile. Still to this day I laugh at that situation it taught me never to do a girl that dirty and tell her friends about it. haha

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  • Bad day. Bad day.

    • From: commandercody
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      I think commandercody can honestly say, yesterday was the worst day of his life, so far.

      So much pain, so many unanswered questions and never knowing what to say or do.

      Yesterday we buried a friend, my father-in-law. it was very unexpected and very, very painful. I had the honor of being his son-in-law for almost nine years. He didn't like it in the beginning, but I grew on him like a fungus, lol! Having three beautiful grandkids helped too!

      I could not have asked for a better friend or better father-in-law! He was a keeper!

      Dammit Poppa Smurf, it wasn't supposed to go this way.

      I am gonna miss you sorely

      Commander Cody

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  • i got weirded out i got weirded out

    • From: chappell
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      Ok, so my 14 year old daughters friend comes over. He is 14 also but is looking more like a man than boy - but I still view him as a "child". It's time for him to go home and he comes in the kitchen to tell me good bye. Next thing I know he is hugging me good bye, which is sweet cuz most teenagers hide from adults. Then the situation is begining to feel weird. He starts to kiss my neck. You know like your boyfriend or husband would. My daughter and son were both in the kitchen when this happend but he didn't seem to care. Both my kids are like "gross you kissed my Mom". I am thinking to myself that did not just happen. I feel icky and very glad he's going bye-bye. I hope that kid doesn't come over again. Anything like that ever happen to you?
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  • Cab Fare Kathy Cab Fare Kathy

    • From: Mr_Right
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      Cab Fare Kathy

      I was at this college bar in Edmond, OK having a few drinks with some friends and shooting some pool. When low and behold at the table next to us are about 5 girls all doing the same. Now there is nothing unusual about this the place is packed with young college kids, but this girl was in her mid 20’s. We all end up talking and taking dibs on who gets which girl.

      Now at this point it was just guys talking about picking up girls we hadn’t even initiated contact yet. So being me I finish up my pool game head over to there table too see why there is a table of girls and no guys. The first one I meet is? Let’s call her Kathy. Now Kathy is not bad about a 7 or 8 on the scale, but she just had this girl next door look was crazy. So long story short we do all the introductions and we all start drinking together. Night wears on some of my buddy’s leave most of the other girls take off as well. Bar is closing and Kathy asks me for a ride.

      Now this is the point where I usually say YES and attempt to take her to my place. Walking out to my vehicle she asks if she can stay with me tonight because her friend has her keys. Didn’t seem to out of place to me so I agreed. We get to my apartment one thing leads to another and whatever we finish up and crash.

      Next morning I get up and wake Kathy up then I jump in the shower giving her time to get ready so that I can drop her off before I head out to work. Now this is the part of the story that gets strange. She asks me if she can stay there while I go to work. Immediately I respond Umm. No! She does the entire I can’t get a hold of my friend, I don’t know what to do, Blah, Blah, Blah. I am going to be late for work so I tell her that I will drop her off wherever she wants but she cannot stay at my place.

      So where too? She has no destination at this point. To myself I am thinking holy shit I just picked up a bum last night. She has no place to live and no car damn it. Well after about 15 minutes of driving I am starting to get very pissed about this. I tell Kathy I have to go to work where do you need me to drop you off at? She still doesn’t know! Finally she tells me she has a friend in Norman... NORMAN! Is like 30 minutes away. Anyways I am now late for work make a phone call clear things up with work and head to fucking Norman. We get there she can’t remember where her friend lives, and I am not driving all over the place trying to find it. So here was my ingenious plan.

      I figured that being in Norman and completely pissed off at this bird for a waste of an hour of my life its time for some revenge. I pull up to a convenient store and hand her a twenty dollar bill and ask her to run inside and grab me a bottle of water and a pack of gum. As soon as she walked in the store I took off. Thinking to myself there’s cab fare bitch have a nice life. Drove all the way to work laughing at how ridiculous that situation was. Anyone who knows me and this story will not run into the store without taking the keys or making me go with them. I will leave someone stranded.

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  • Yvette the Stripper Yvette the Stripper

    • From: Mr_Right
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      Yvette the Stripper

      Me and a few of my buddy’s use to frequent this pool hall close to my apartment. One night we come strolling in there to some girl in a wife beater coveralls and combat boots. Wait it gets better she is wearing a red bandana and hustling guys for drinks. Now being true form of a pool hall there aren’t many women in these places so she was drawing a little attention.

      Being me I must be the center of attention so I start messing with her. Kicking her ass at pool and just all in all making fun of her. Night wears on and the pool hall is closing so we move the party back to my place. Now there are 3 of my friends, me and lets call this girl Yvette and yes she was black (pretty cute as well). We get back to my place and low and behold amazing as it was guess what she is a Stripper LOL. This is not an unusual profession in OKC for some reason.

      Now 4 guys 1 stripper can you guess where this is heading? After about 1 minute of chit chat she agrees to strip for us in my living room. We turn on the music and close the blinds so that well not really sure why we closed the blinds. Anyways she does her routine and we are cracking up and laughing and having a pretty good time. When my buddy Johnny jumps up and starts dancing with her and attempting to give her a lap dance while she laying on the ground it was hilarious. Yvette does her routine and earns another beer.

      We are sitting there I have two chairs and a couch and they are in a horseshoe shape around my living room. The guys are all spread out. The conversation takes a turn to giving head and she immediately jumped on a friend of mine telling him how great she was at it and that she was going to show him. He was so scared not of her but that we where there that he almost shoved her into the coffee table. Anyways after that she asked anyone else want to know. Me being one not to turn down head I say “Lets see what you got” she comes over and starts to give me head all the guys immediately get homophobic and run out of the living room. Yvette doesn’t finish me off she asks if anyone else wants to know. My friend Johnny is next to build up courage, the other two just watch.

      This story had all the makings of this girl getting done dirty by 4 guys but the night ended with everyone leaving and Yvette and I fucking like wild rabbits for like 4 hours. Next morning I get up take her home which was a nice house, nicer than what a stripper should have. Yvette tries to kiss me and say goodbye I hadn’t kissed her all night even before anything had happened. She asked why wont you kiss me and my response is “You sucked my friend Johnny’s cock” are you kidding me? Laughing my ass off I manage to utter the words GET OUT.

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  • Veronica the Voyeur Veronica the Voyeur

    • From: Mr_Right
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      Veronica the Voyeur

      I was working for this company in Ponca City living with a really good friend of mine. I had recently moved to Ponca to take this position so I didn’t really know a lot of people in this area. Some of the people I worked with and some people my friend knew. Anyhow in true fashion I end up talking to this girl lets say her name is Amy.

      Now Amy always ran around with this girl named Veronica. Long story short Amy told me that she was in the middle of a divorce she never whore a wedding ring. But she was a bit older than me and I normally didn’t deal with the “Getting Divorced” type. Something about getting shot by some jealous current or ex husband. But for some reason I made an exception (she had amazing tits).

      So me and Amy start hooking up for about a week when Veronica starts coming over every time Amy would, and I mean like around 11 12 at night on a Tuesday. Not what you would say normal hours for a friend to hang out. Well that night Amy and I start messing around on the floor and I just assumed that Veronica would take the hint and leave. Most people don’t really want to watch other people make out? Wrong, not with Veronica she was the worst voyeur I have ever met.

      So Amy stops and asks is alright if Veronica watches? At the time I was a bit shy about the deal but not wanting to shun away from anything I hadn’t done before I said sure. We go to my room and Amy and I start to do our thing. I am constantly looking over at Veronica thinking any second now she is going to want to join in or something. She never did never make a sound or moved nothing.

      Now I am not going to lie it started to creep me out. I started thinking why is she just watching me shag her friend? Is she focused on a certain part of me like my asshole? What is she doing? Anyways I eventually become oddly comfortable with her there. I finish up and they leave this little trio continues for about a month. Off and on she just would show up with Amy. Veronica and I hardly spoke to each other and never even touched except for a handshake when I met her.

      Finally I couldn’t take it anymore was killing me why Veronica would come over and never join in the festivities. I asked Amy what is the deal with this why does your friend come over and never join in but enjoys watching? The answer is even more ridiculous than I could of thought. And I quote “Veronica is married to a good friend mine, and she likes to watch me have sex but won’t cheat on her husband”. Holy Shit, I look at Veronica and immediately look at her hand no ring. Where is your wedding ring I asked? She takes it off when they head to my house? So I got to thinking about this what if Amy goes and watches Veronica fuck someone else? What if Amy is really still married and she takes her ring off? I am not prepared to die over some strange voyeur thing they got going on here.

      I was telling my buddy about this because he always gave me shit about having threesomes with those two. I constantly told him that did not happen and that she just watched to this day he calls me a liar about that. After I told him that story he just laughed and said that’s what I get.

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  • Smelly Kelly Smelly Kelly

    • From: Mr_Right
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      Smelly Kelly

      During a weekend bender with my brother and a friend mine name Johnny. We had met Johnny’s girl and one of her friends at this club downtown. Let’s say her name is Olive and her friends name is Kelly. We all get so intoxicated that night that things are blurry, everyone of our tabs was well over the hundred dollar mark.

      The club is starting to close down so we all leave and head to Johnny’s apartment for an after party. So there are 5 of us so far every one of us is completely trashed. My brother was about to pass out in one room. Olive and Johnny disappear in his room and I am in the living room with Kelly. A brief overview of this Kelly girl, she around 5’ 6” sandy blonde, in shape very attractive. She even had this cute southern accent that just screamed “GIRL NEXT DOOR”. Anyways she was actually engaged recently and was out celebrating.

      Kelly and I start kissing and rubbing as things progress she is attempting to jerk me off through my pants. So in return I start playing with her eventually I start the patent and proven “Smell Test”. For those of you who do not know, basically this is a test for me to see what is going on down there before anything to serious happens. It is no fun to find out that things are in bad shape at the last second.

      So I slide my hand in her pants and do my thing when this pungent smell starts to surround me. At first I discard the smell, but it continues to get stronger I can no longer concentrate on what I am doing I have to get to the bottom of this. I pull my hand out of her pants and I have no idea how to describe the terrible odor. It was like a cartoon where I could see the smoke from how bad it smelled coming off my hand. I could not help what I did next.

      I immediately pushed her off my lap, yelled “What the Fuck”. In her drunkenness state she just sits there and looks oblivious to the world. I physically run to the sink and start washing my hand. It will not stop stinking, by this time everyone is back in the living room wondering why I am yelling. Now Kelly is crying in the kitchen floor begging for Olive to call her fiancé please. As I was leaving the kitchen she was crawling like a dog on the floor and drunk talking. At first I offer to help her up with the “Stinky Palm” and she slaps my hand away. I put my foot on her ass and push she falls over we are all laughing at her expense and my discomfort.

      Olive calls Kelly’s fiancé and he is coming to get her at my friend Johnny’s apartment at like 4am. Great start in life? Anyways Kelly gathers all her things and puts on her shoes and heads out the door. Olive is helping her so she doesn’t fall down the stairs. We decide we are all hungry and need to eat after Kelly leaves.

      Finally Kelly is gone and I start looking for my stuff keys shoes, wait where the fuck are my shoes? Ha-ha that drunk ass wore my shoes out the door. I have Olive call Kelly’s fiancé to bring back my shoes. It was one of the craziest most disgusting nights.

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  • Sharing is Caring Sharing is Caring

    • From: Mr_Right
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      Sharing is Caring

      One night I get a phone call from these two girls from my home town lets say there names are Jessica and Laura. Now Jessica use to date a friend of mine not to long ago, and Laura had been over to some house parties I had thrown before. So I had met them both before but on separate occasions but didn’t really know much about them. They want to party in Bricktown for the night. This sounds ok with me so I call up another friend of mine and invite him to what is going to amount to a wild night. He can’t make it damn the bad luck.

      At this point I have already told the girls I would take them out. For me this wasn’t a real big concern due to fact that I wasn’t all that interested in either one of them. I figured that I would take them out and possibly meet some girl I hadn’t seen out before. The night wears on were doing shots about every 15 to 20 minutes at a semi popular club in Bricktown. The entire time we are out these “small town” girls are talking trash about how much they can drink and party. This is amusing to me since it is only 11pm and they are shit faced and stumbling around. I am laughing at them and continue to drink while we walk around this club. Everything is going great at this point.

      We make maybe one more lap before Jessica is physically clinging to everything possible trying not to fall. The bouncers immediately rush us to the door and in the liquid courage moment Laura had remembered that they wore coats out tonight. So off to the coat check she goes stumbling and running into people. As we leave to head back to there motel I am thinking that it is about time to go home. As we get into the room they both immediately start to strip down.

      I barely enter the door way thinking to myself, do they realize I am still here? Laura grabs me and starts to take off my clothes while Jessica is rubbing and kissing Laura and me. I have had threesomes before, but I still am like a kid in a candy store when it happens. It is just one of those things that never really get’s old. I start with Laura since she initiated this entire thing I will not go into details but let’s just say Laura is extremely rough for a girl. Jessica was a little more apprehensive about this when it went from maybe a little make out session to actual sex she started to get strange. I moved Laura so that she could take care of Jessica while we did our thing eventually Jessica came around.

      Long story short we did the damn thing pretty much most of the night and thanks to a lot booze on my part there was no happy ending for me that night. (Lucky Ladies) So we all pass out in the same bed naked. Next morning first thing I wake up with “Morning Wood” well Laura grabs it like she is about to rip it off. Then its time for round 2 with me and Laura, Jessica is still completely passed out. Laura’s bumping into Jessica every time we move. We finish up and I get dressed and say good bye.

      Now is what makes this story stand out is that from the time we entered the room until the time I said goodbye not one word had been spoken. No “we can’t tell anyone about this”, or “I am not sure”. To top off the story with something I found out after is that they both had current boyfriends. So guys beware of any girl that comes back from partying with her best friend all night and doesn’t have much detail as to what they did.

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  • Round Robin Round Robin

    • From: Mr_Right
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      Round Robin

      This is one of the funniest stories from a while back. We use to all hang out at the pool hall in my home town. There were a few girls that use to be regulars at this place. One in particular let’s say her name is Robin. Now Robin all in all was a really cool girl, always down to hang out she was sleeping with one of my good friends lets call him Johnny. Johnny wasn’t too into her do to the fact he had a girlfriend as well. So she was more like a side dish than an entrée. This basically makes her fair game.

      To get the entirety of this story you have to have a little back knowledge. Johnny and I had moved through quite a bit of ass in that little town and surrounding towns for that matter. We didn’t….Don’t have the best reputation for long term commitment (shocking I know). Robin was a couple of years younger than us, which made her extremely naïve and ready to do pretty much whatever we said (love groupies).

      One day while Johnny and I was out riding he told me that Robin was starting to get clingy and annoying and that he needed a huge favor. Being the great friend that I am I told him sure? Well the favor is I need you to sleep with Robin so that I can break it off with her. This immediately makes me laugh. I ask him are you sure; this is a tricky deal sometimes it can backfire. Johnny says yes I am sure; we immediately start plotting on how this is going to happen. We put together this scenario. Johnny will go over there and start a fight and get her upset. Then he will call me after he leaves so that I know that he isn’t there and I will show up not long after (Good Cop Bad Cop). So I go up to the door knock and ask “Is Johnny here” LOL this has to be one of the funniest lines to this day. Robin replies no he just left he is being a dick. Here comes the “Good Cop” I tell Robin basically everything that she wants and needs to hear. Then start to run game at her and make her laugh.

      The night is wearing on and eventually she caves in and we have sex. Now I know what you are thinking how shitty, but when a friend asks a favor what can you do? I finish up hang out for maybe an hour after and then head to the casa and call Johnny. He immediately calls her and starts ranting about how she could fuck his best friend (EVIL). He of course was very, very rude about it so that there would be no begging about getting back together. Robin calls me at like 3am and asks if I told him about us. I said of course Johnny is a friend of mine he deserves to know how you are.

      Is what makes this story so funny is after I had slept with her I had to pawn Robin off on yet another friend and we ran the same play on her. Oh ME. To this day I still laugh every time I think about it. And it’s a running joke between everyone who knows the entire story. Knock, Knock… is whoever here? Oh no so what’s going on? We are all still friends and everything has passed with time but it was an interesting summer to say the least.

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  • Red Eye Red Eye

    • From: Mr_Right
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      Red Eye

      I was extremely bored one night out with a few friends and there just wasn’t much talent in the bar that night. So I end up with this girl whose name will be Cherry this girl is maybe a 6 on a scale from 1 to 10. Nothing to spectacular about her just one of those nights I guess. So we have a few shots and a lot of drinks.

      Cherry and I leave the bar and head back to her place for a bit of rub and tug. Cherry is average lives in an apartment, divorced one child. This is a run of the meal catch in a bar. Immediately we get down to business she starts to takes off her clothes and then starts to take off mine. After all the drinks I need a little kick start so she goes down on me. Takes me a little time but I am now in working shape.

      For the next 20 min or so its just rough sex in every position I can come up with. This isn’t love making this is “Sport Fucking”. Due to the condom and the alcohol my endurance is rivaling porn stars. She is all but dying for me to stop I see it all over her face it’s the hurry up and finish look. I quickly turn her around and start pounding away from behind. So I don’t have to see how tired and sore she is.

      Finally after a few more minutes I know I am ready. I stop what I am doing rib the condom off shove her head down. As she is giving me oral I realize I am still irritated at the fact it took me so long and that there wasn’t anything better than this out that night. My evil side kicks in; I lay her on her back and start jerking off in her face for a great facial shot. Here she lays ready for my load so that she can probably go to sleep. I feel the rush of cum and resist for better shot. I aim carefully BLAST right in her right eye and some in her hair. This is a serious no no girls hate it, I had heard before that it burns when you get it in their eyes but personally never had done it. Before I could even move she started cursing at me. I sit there giggling and staring at this girl holding her left hand over her right eye and pissed as hell.

      Cherry bolts to the bathroom and runs into the door frame and about falls down. I am frozen I cant hardly move because I am laughing so hard she turns and looks back at me with her one good eye and says “FUCK YOU”. Finally I get up help her to bathroom and get her cleaned up she looked like she had pink eye. Apparently it burns. I get dressed and leave a few days later I got a text from her telling me that the next morning she could barely open her eye, and still had jiz in her hair from the night before.

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  • Mother of the YEAR Mother of the YEAR

    • From: Mr_Right
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      Mother of the Year

      I had recently moved from my home town to take a position with another company. During this process all kinds of things had happened I had split from a long relationship and was on the rebound. This is a dangerous thing because after something like this I always go through two stages the sad stage then the naughty stage.

      Anyways on to the story, I have always heard not to sleep with people you work with. Well in true form I have to test the limits of how far I can push the ethical boundaries. I eventually start sleeping with this girl lets say her name is “Destiny”. Destiny is a divorced mother of 3. Lots of baggage with this one, now I am not saying it is impossible for someone to step in and be an “ADD A DAD” but for me this is not even close to happening.

      A few weeks go by that we are going out and partying a minimum of 4 nights a week. This goes on for a little longer than a month. Well one night Destiny and I head over to a house party that lasts much longer than expected. Destiny leaves before I do to go home and put the kiddos to bed. The plan is I will come over later. I show up around 2am and crawl in bed with her. She has a pretty big bed and the entire house was pitch black.

      After a little conversation we start to have sex. Now at this point we are on the far right hand side of the bed. I am doing my thing in missionary position we are maybe 5 minutes into this and her “Cancer Dog” I wish I could show a picture of this dog creepiest dog ever. This dog is constantly licking my feet. This is very distracting I feel like I am having a three way with a dog. I am committed to getting off tonight so I work through this kicking the dog about every 2 minutes. When I feel her leg hitting something every time I move. Low and behold I see one of Destiny’s kids wrapped up in the blankets (HOLY SHIT). I immediately stop and whisper “WHAT THE FUCK” she actually asked why I stopped?

      So I roll over and wait for a god to just kill me with a lightning bolt. I am in so much shock that I can’t even express the feeling. The dog is still licking my fucking feet. I finally decide enough is enough. I get out of bed get dressed and leave no goodbye not a I will call you nothing. After about 3 days of me wanting to kill myself I finally talk to Destiny and discuss how entirely fucking ridiculous that is.

      To this day it is one of the worst moments of my life. I have never slept with her again every time I see Destiny I picture that dog licking my feet and her leg slamming into her kid, man I need a drink.

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  • Family Fun Family Fun

    • From: Mr_Right
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      Family Fun

      About 4 or 5 months ago I went out of town to spend some time with my cousin. It happen to be St. Paddy’s Day weekend so being Catholic and Irish we manage to party like ROCKSTARS for 3 days. Well During this 3 day bender the following events shocked even me.

      So I get to my cousins house Thursday night thinking as soon as I shower and get ready we can go out. Wrong he is puking from eating some bad food so needless to say I was disappointed in the fact we were not going to do anything that night.

      Friday gets here he is feeling better we start early hitting up local bars downtown and visiting some girls that he knows. My cousin is a bouncer on weekends for a bar really close to his house. We head back and get ready for him to go to work and we are all going to hang out at the bar he works at. It is my cousin his brother and a friend of there’s and me all headed to this bar. I am well on my way to being trashed before we get there.

      My cousin introduces me to this girl lets say her name is Michelle. Now Michelle is a cute little brunette about 5’6” very cute and tattoos beautiful smile about 120lbs tops. During this introduction there isn’t much said except for “Do you want to do a shot”. This is right up my alley, my cousin has to work and I don’t know very many people at this bar so I hang out with Michelle all night. I meet some of her friends we are drinking and taking shots and it is looking very good.

      The night comes to an end and they start running people out of the bar. I tell my cousin I am heading home and Michelle says she is going to ride with me. This doesn’t stand out in any way to me so we move the party to my cousin’s house. Michelle and I are on the couch talking and another cousin of mine is sitting in the chair across from us watching us like some voyeur show (creepy). Anyhow we start making out and rubbing and touching, then in walks my cousin I look up to smile and give him the nod (yea this is a done deal) he walks right by all pissed off looking.

      I get up to see what the hell his problem is come to find out he had been dating this girl for the last few months don’t I feel like the ASSHOLE. Now to my defense I had know idea that they had been dating and she had never told me anything about it except that she was once a lesbian and still had a girlfriend on the side.

      Michelle and my cousin go outside to work things out and he ended up taking her to her house and dropping her off. I had two other family members there who knew she was his girlfriend and didn’t tell me shit. So needless to say it made for an awkward rest of the weekend which is a completely different story about what happened the rest of the weekend.

      To push this story completely over the top I spoke with my cousin a few months later and he informed me that they are going to get married. Imagine that awkward moment.

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  • Crazy Candy Crazy Candy

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      Crazy Candy

      A few friends and I were grabbing a few drinks at a local bar very close to where I live. Now for sake of everyone involved let’s say there names are candy and Alice. Now Alice has been a good friend of mine for a long time and has final judgment on all the girls that I hang out with. Very simple rules no drama, no bullshit, and have as much fun as possible. This keeps everyone being friendly and drinking (usually). I have only known Candy for a few weeks; we had met through a mutual friend. Things start out great Candy isn’t too needy or clingy lots of fun to hang out with and maintenance fees are very low. Alice approves her for status of going out with all of us. At this point things are looking great seems like everyone is getting along drinks and shots are starting to stack up.

      Around 9:00pm Candy starts babbling to Alice about a venture another friend and I have going. Now at this point I am starting to get annoyed because I am not the center of attention as well as Candy starting to attempt to put me down and make her look better than she is. Yes I know stupid that I must be the center of attention, however, this doesn’t take away the fact that I am drunk and irritated.

      I can no long hold my tongue I start to hint to the fact that I am not happy. I start belittle Candy in a nice way pulling punches and lightly hinting to the fact that I am fed up with this. Candy does not take the hint that things are about to take a bad turn. She continues to ramble on about how crazy she use to be and how we don’t even know that her friends hooked up with some band, so on and so on. At this point I am done with being polite. I start to light into Candy about the fact she is bragging about being a roady whore. There is no way to make it sound any better. Then it starts to move darker I explain the fact that she is being a douche bag and that she is pissing me off.

      Luckily Candy had some friends show up and she starts to talk with them. This gives me time to calm down have a conversation with Alice without the “One Upper” stepping all over our conversation. The previous moment of anger blows over and I am back to drinking shots and the center of attention. It is around 11:00pm and we are supposed to meet my cousin at local strip club to celebrate his 21rst birthday. Now that things have calmed down I invite Candy and Alice to go. As we head to the club Alice is sitting in the front seat and Candy in the back. Candy starts complaining about sitting in the back seat. Now when I was like 12 we use to fight about who gets to sit up front. This starts a chain of constant nagging about everything all night.

      We meet my cousin and a few of his friends grab some drinks and get a table. Now that I have two tables to go between I am not stuck listening to constant crap coming out of Candy’s mouth. My friend Alice is a trooper she is by far the best “Wingman” I have ever had. I give Alice some money and she takes Candy to the stage for tipping. This goes on for awhile and gives me a break to hang out with my cousin. Since things apparently are not going to work out with Candy and I tonight. I use Alice to start making Candy jealous and uncomfortable. By standing them side by side and asking my cousins friends which on do you think has fake breasts, this question immediately offends Candy and she walks away. I send one of my cousin’s friends “Snyper” after her. This was a great idea except it was too little too late. Closing time starts to roll around and the lights come on (pretty scary by the way in a strip club). We all say our goodbyes to my cousin and his friends and head to my house for the night.

      We pull up to a house that I just moved into 2 days before. Needless to say boxes and clothes are still everywhere. We head to my room where it seems like we are about to have some 3 way action. I do not smoke nor do I allow people to smoke in closed quarters around me. Candy and Alice both smoke so I opened a window about a million ants start pouring into my room from this window, it was really creepy. I quickly grab some bug spray and mass murder millions of ants. This has put a huge damper on the mood. So flop on the bed and it bed falls from the frame on one side. Hilarious at the time put everyone back in a laughing mood. So while Candy goes to the bathroom I talk Alice into this threesome. I start kissing her and Candy comes out of the bathroom with a strange look on her face. Alice laughs and gets up to use the restroom, while Alice is gone I pull Candy down on the bed and kiss her she tells me right away that there will be no sharing. At this point I am so fed up with her I could seriously throw her out of a window. When Alice gets out of the restroom I shake my head and she laughs.

      By this time it is almost 3am I am completely trashed and pissed. I tell them both to put there shoes on and get the fuck out. This was a little over dramatic due to the fact they both road with me, but managed to prove the point with Candy. We get into the car and start to head to where everyone is parked. It is only about a mile from where we were but the entire ride no one said one thing (Awkward silence). I pull right up to Candy’s car and she gets out and slams my door. Alice and I laugh at how mad she is now. Candy jumps in her car and immediately throws it in reverse and almost runs into me. As Alice and I leave to take Alice home she passes us doing like 90mph swerving. I’m not sure if she was drunk or she was trying to kill us, either way it turned out to be a wild night of no sex and a lot of drama for a Monday night.

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  • Bathroom Booty Bathroom Booty

    • From: Mr_Right
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      Bathroom Booty

      I was seeing this girl lets say her name is Sara and she was dating this guy lets say his name is David. A quick little back ground about these two, they had been high school sweethearts and we all know how those usually turn out. They started to well at least she started to get really bored in there relationship. But after such a long time together sometimes causing the breakup is easier than just doing it. This is where I enter the story I had briefly met Sara a few times through mutual friends and we knew who each other were just had never been properly introduced yet. Well one day while a few of my friends where all at a local pool hall Sara showed alone (Formal introduction NOW).

      David had always been a very strange guy very quite and withdrawn from large crowds. Did not ever take Sara out to do much constantly keep her around the house. If you ask me he was scared to take Sara anywhere on the fact that he might lose her. This of course starts to play on his insecurities which entail cause them to fight about ridiculous things.

      Sara and I had become close enough that whenever they would get into an argument about something she would call me and we would go do something to take her mind off him. Well of course this led to me being the “Other Guy” in the relationship. For those of you who do not know the ins and outs of dating you NEVER date nor have feelings for someone fresh out of a relationship this has bad news on it 99% of the time. Anyways back to the story, after a week or so of platonic dating Sara and I start having sex. Now at this point I knew that Sara and David still had feelings for each other and that I was more than likely going to be a catalyst in this situation.

      One night I head over to Sara’s house for a night of no drama, no real strings attached sex. It is around 11pm when I get there around 1am I hear a knock on the door and someone yelling Sara’s name. We both immediately realize who is outside screaming like some soap opera show it is David. Neither one of us say one word to each other just a quick short kiss then a giggle (we are evil I know). I push my clothes under the edge of the bed while she sprays some perfume to cover up the sex smell that is obvious in the room. During this I am trying to decide if I am going to hide or defend my life from a jealous boyfriend. I look at Sara and she points to the closet I can’t help but laugh. She immediately gets serious about this situation.

      At this point the entire moment had been surreal I have never been basically shoved in a closet before. So here I am stark naked standing in a closet maybe 3ft x 4ft and it smells like mothballs. This closet was an add on so it was small and had French door with slats in it. As I am standing in this closet naked laughing about the entire situation, Sara answers the door in a sheet. I can hear everything being said David is crying telling Sara how much he loves her and how he cannot live without her. Sara immediately starts to be dismissive with him; he pauses for like 15 seconds and then asks Sara whose bike is that? Sara without even hesitating told him it was mine. Then she goes into the story about how I had came over early trying to get laid and that she had shot me down, and when I got ready to leave my bike wouldn’t start. I am utterly amazed at how convincing she is. (Guys never believe what a woman tells you, trust your gut you are probably correct)

      David is not leaving and I have been in this stuffy ass closet for like 20 minutes. Finally Sara invites David into the house; he immediately looks around like there is a burglar in the house he walks by the bed, into the living room / kitchen. Finds nothing now we have a bigger problem I am not staying in this closet much longer. I am naked my clothes are under the bed and the humor of this has worn off. Sara who deserves an academy award for the best actress caught in a love triangle tells David hey lets go take a shower and talk about this. Now at the time I thought it was very odd but after about a minute of thinking about it this is my escape.

      As soon as I hear the shower come on I open the door grab my clothes and make my way to the front door. Now just to give you a bit of a visual even though I know Sara is keeping him busy in the shower I am constantly looking towards the bathroom like David is just waiting around the corner to jump out like the boogey man, while I am tip toeing like some bad b rate night burglar. I make it outside still naked start to put on my clothes as fast as possible. Make it all the way to my bike before I realize I left the damn key on the nigh stand. It has only been a few minutes I sneak back inside get my key and leave again. Get on my bike and Rev the hell out of it as I hall ass away from there. Not really sure how that turned out between them two or how she explained my bike being gone. To this day I hate closets.

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